The diet month is over. We’ve changed in more ways than one, as a fitting tribute to this, we decided to revisit a place we had previously dismissed, join us as, we Return to Chicken Corner (aka Yard and Coop)
El Food Reviews
That’s Me In The Corner, Losing My Fatness
It’s all over. You missed it. Have a read here, then here and finally here if you weren’t living through the El Fit Brothers vs El Fat Brothers month as it happened. You can still pretend you were there though. We won’t tell.
Right, I know attention spans these days are short, so heres the facts.
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Nothing Compares to the 5:2
In the month of April we lost over 2 stone and Prince (loads of other people but I like Prince) one of these facts I am happy about (it’s the weight loss).
In a homage to his Purpleness I have done a piece on our journey on the 5:2 diet using his work as inspiration (and yes Prince did write it and perform it so take your Sinead O’Connor and fuck off)
Anyway here we go, trying my hand at creativity once more.
Home A Loam Two: Loam In New York
Give (Wasabi) Peas a Chance
You may have noticed, things have changed with the El Food Brothers. This review features no mention of beer, El Food One had a water and El Food Two something that looked like a Lemsip. Theres no meaty burgers, carb-loaded Pie and Mash or infinite amounts of chicken wings. Whats left?
Hello? Pizza Express? Great I’ll Tell Them
Following the success of week one, you did read all about that right? If not, read all about week one here.
Up to date with week one? Then lets continue. There will be a test at the end, so don’t just pretend you read week one.
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Fuck You Five Two
Sat here with a McMeal,
I hear you ask “what’s the deal?”
I’ll set the scene to how I arrived,
Including the 2 weeks prior I’ve survived.
I am the Lord Of The Scales Said He!
Week one done. And what a week its been.
As the week starts with a Monday lunch beer down the Abel, its clear the El Food Brothers were taking this serious, as we only had a half.
The Secret Diary of El Food 2 aged 37 and a Half
As part of our El Fat to El Fit feature the brothers decided to present our feelings on the first week of the 5 and 2 diet independently.
I have decided to run through what I had and what calories that totalled and generally how I was feeling.
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21 Struggles Only Cunts On The 5:2 Diet Will Have
So you’ve decided to start a diet? That 5:2 one looks pretty easy right? Heres a handy El Food Brothers guide to some of the struggles you might face.
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