In the month of April we lost over 2 stone and Prince (loads of other people but I like Prince) one of these facts I am happy about (it’s the weight loss).
In a homage to his Purpleness I have done a piece on our journey on the 5:2 diet using his work as inspiration (and yes Prince did write it and perform it so take your Sinead O’Connor and fuck off)
Anyway here we go, trying my hand at creativity once more.
Continue reading “Nothing Compares to the 5:2”
Sat here with a McMeal,
I hear you ask “what’s the deal?”
I’ll set the scene to how I arrived,
Including the 2 weeks prior I’ve survived.
Continue reading “Fuck You Five Two”
As part of our El Fat to El Fit feature the brothers decided to present our feelings on the first week of the 5 and 2 diet independently.
I have decided to run through what I had and what calories that totalled and generally how I was feeling.
Continue reading “The Secret Diary of El Food 2 aged 37 and a Half”
As part of the El Fit vs El Fat month the Brothers search for an alternative to our usual nutritious food review or 2 pint lunch. As we have chosen the 5:2 diet and basically starve 2 days a week (600 cal, not enough to feed a reasonable sized cat) and this was one of those days.
Continue reading “Starbucks Without the Wankers”
With El Food One away researching Moroccan food I was left flying solo for this visit, where and why did I choose where I chose? These are questions I have been asking myself a few times a day since that fateful day, and my friends please keep reading but do not expect an answer to them all.
Continue reading “The Case of The Stolen Lunch: El Food Two Vs Earth Cafe”
What better way to combat the boredom of a Saturday morning trip to see the mortgage adviser than and ad hoc visit to ‘La Soupe du Jour’ a recent addition the thriving gourmet metropolis that is Warrington.
Continue reading “The Curious Incident Of The Fruit In The Soup”