Week 3! Of what? Read Week One, then Week Two and you’ll know
It was all going well at the start of the week. For a laugh we pulled a fast day on a Monday, and managed to completely avoid punching anyone in the face.
Category: Food Features
Hello? Pizza Express? Great I’ll Tell Them
Following the success of week one, you did read all about that right? If not, read all about week one here.
Up to date with week one? Then lets continue. There will be a test at the end, so don’t just pretend you read week one.
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Fuck You Five Two
Sat here with a McMeal,
I hear you ask “what’s the deal?”
I’ll set the scene to how I arrived,
Including the 2 weeks prior I’ve survived.
I am the Lord Of The Scales Said He!
Week one done. And what a week its been.
As the week starts with a Monday lunch beer down the Abel, its clear the El Food Brothers were taking this serious, as we only had a half.
The Secret Diary of El Food 2 aged 37 and a Half
As part of our El Fat to El Fit feature the brothers decided to present our feelings on the first week of the 5 and 2 diet independently.
I have decided to run through what I had and what calories that totalled and generally how I was feeling.
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21 Struggles Only Cunts On The 5:2 Diet Will Have
So you’ve decided to start a diet? That 5:2 one looks pretty easy right? Heres a handy El Food Brothers guide to some of the struggles you might face.
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El Fit Brothers VS El Fat Brothers
As you know, we like our food, and we we’ve been to some of the best places in the Northern Quarter to find it. But eating all the pies, burgers, full english‘s and pizza that we do, has taken its toll. Even venturing into the world of Vegan food has not helped. Continue reading “El Fit Brothers VS El Fat Brothers”
Yelp! I Need Somebody
Do you know what Yelp is? Neither did I until very recently. Yelp feels like some sort of secret society that no one talks about. With people being given the title of Yelp Elites, and Secret Elite events, it doesn’t help shift the ‘No Homers’ club vibe.
If you can’t beat then, join them. Its with that thought that I end up applying for a place at the ‘The Pizza Off’. Described as a pizza judging event, I’m initially picturing some sort of Homer Simpson at the Chilli Off vibe and dreams of a judges hat with a giant pizza on it fill my head.
Super Feature Preview
Following on from the success of the El Food Brothers Food Reviews, we are itching to put some features together. So heres what we came up with of the top of our heads.