The diet month is over. We’ve changed in more ways than one, as a fitting tribute to this, we decided to revisit a place we had previously dismissed, join us as, we Return to Chicken Corner (aka Yard and Coop)
Author: El Food One
That’s Me In The Corner, Losing My Fatness
It’s all over. You missed it. Have a read here, then here and finally here if you weren’t living through the El Fit Brothers vs El Fat Brothers month as it happened. You can still pretend you were there though. We won’t tell.
Right, I know attention spans these days are short, so heres the facts.
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Home A Loam Two: Loam In New York
Week 3! Of what? Read Week One, then Week Two and you’ll know
It was all going well at the start of the week. For a laugh we pulled a fast day on a Monday, and managed to completely avoid punching anyone in the face.
Give (Wasabi) Peas a Chance
You may have noticed, things have changed with the El Food Brothers. This review features no mention of beer, El Food One had a water and El Food Two something that looked like a Lemsip. Theres no meaty burgers, carb-loaded Pie and Mash or infinite amounts of chicken wings. Whats left?
Hello? Pizza Express? Great I’ll Tell Them
Following the success of week one, you did read all about that right? If not, read all about week one here.
Up to date with week one? Then lets continue. There will be a test at the end, so don’t just pretend you read week one.
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I am the Lord Of The Scales Said He!
Week one done. And what a week its been.
As the week starts with a Monday lunch beer down the Abel, its clear the El Food Brothers were taking this serious, as we only had a half.
21 Struggles Only Cunts On The 5:2 Diet Will Have
So you’ve decided to start a diet? That 5:2 one looks pretty easy right? Heres a handy El Food Brothers guide to some of the struggles you might face.
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El Fit Brothers VS El Fat Brothers
As you know, we like our food, and we we’ve been to some of the best places in the Northern Quarter to find it. But eating all the pies, burgers, full english‘s and pizza that we do, has taken its toll. Even venturing into the world of Vegan food has not helped. Continue reading “El Fit Brothers VS El Fat Brothers”
No Such Thing As a Free Lunch
“They Are The Walrus”
A Poem by the El Food Brothers, Aged ‘should know better’
To the tune of ‘I Am The Walrus’
The Meat, The Pint and The Potato
Its British Pie Week! But you of course already knew that, following National Toast Day, its the second biggest food based event in the calendar.
And so the El Food Brothers find themselves in ‘Pie and Ale‘, the Tuesday of British Pie Week, for their special offer. Pie, Mash, Gravy and a Pint for £6 this is dangerously close to our Holy Grail